Investment Growth
Compound growth is boring math doing exciting things. Start somewhere, add a little monthly, give it time.
Hypothetical illustration only. Constant rate of return assumed. Past performance doesn't guarantee future results. For educational purposes — not investment advice.
Mortgage
The full monthly cost of owning a home — principal, interest, taxes, insurance, HOA, and PMI. Plus how much you'd save by paying extra principal.
Illustration only. Excludes closing costs, escrow shortages, points, and rate changes. PMI shown when down payment is below 20%. Actual figures vary by lender and locality. Not a lending offer.
Retirement Drawdown
How long the portfolio actually lasts — adjusted for inflation, market returns, and how long you actually need it.
Illustration only. Uses a constant rate of return; actual markets vary year to year — especially the first decade (sequence-of-returns risk). Doesn't factor taxes, Social Security, RMDs, or healthcare. A real plan accounts for all of these.
Legacy & Inheritance
Three paths for what happens after you're gone. The trust scenario is what sophisticated planners actually recommend — and the math shows why.
Illustration only. Models a married couple using gift-splitting and combined federal exemption: 2026 estate tax exemption of $27.98M ($13.99M × 2 via portability), $38K annual exclusion per recipient ($19K × 2), and 40% tax on the taxable amount. Trust scenario assumes a single irrevocable trust funded by both spouses for descendants. State estate taxes vary and are excluded. Trust strategies require qualified legal counsel and proper structuring. Trust-level taxation applies to assets held in trust.
Do You Even Need an Advisor?
An honest self-assessment — not a sales pitch. It asks how you actually behave with money, then shows two numbers and tells you the truth. Some people who finish this are told, plainly, that they don't need to pay anyone.
Test the fee both ways. A flat fee on a sizable portfolio costs far less than 1% — which happens to be how StandUP charges. The honest comparison shows you both.
Illustration only — not investment advice. Assumes a constant 7% nominal return before drag. The “Going Alone” figure combines a behavior cost (panic-selling — you set its severity and frequency above; repeat events are modeled at declining cost as experience builds, and the total is capped so it can never exceed a realistic share of your no-mistakes outcome) with small ongoing return drags drawn from your answers: portfolio construction and concentration, tax inefficiency, missed tax-advantaged space, inconsistent rebalancing, withdrawal sequencing, and performance chasing. “Fee Drag, Compounded” is the fee plus the growth that fee money would otherwise have earned — it is how much lower your balance ends up, not a sum the advisor collects. An advisor is worth paying only if they close more of the first number than they add to the second — a good one closes most of the behavior and execution gap, but never all of it. Excludes taxes on withdrawals, Social Security, and sequence-of-returns risk.
Geographic Arbitrage: The Honest Version
What moving somewhere cheaper is actually worth — and what it actually costs. The arbitrage is real. So is the part no spreadsheet can price. This shows you both, then hands the decision back to you.
Illustration only — not financial, tax, or relocation advice. Assumes your income is portable — that it does not fall when you move — and a constant 7% nominal return on anything you invest. The cost multiplier is a rough, editable starting point drawn from 2026 cost-of-living data, not a precise figure: real cost of living varies by household, neighborhood, and year far more than by region. Move the slider to match what you have actually researched. These figures capture only the financial gap; they deliberately do not price the personal, family, healthcare, legal, and tax tradeoffs in the list above — because no honest tool can. Excludes moving costs, buying or selling a home, currency risk, and double-taxation exposure.
Rent vs. Buy: The Honest Version
The rent-versus-buy math, with the costs the industry quietly skips put back in — the realtor's cut when you sell, the opportunity cost of your down payment. Two net-cost columns, side by side, and the answer that moves as your assumptions do.
Illustration only — not financial, tax, or real-estate advice. A month-by-month model. Honest mode assumes the renter invests the down payment and every monthly saving at the return you set, and that both paths carry the same housing budget. It assumes you do not itemize the mortgage-interest deduction — most households since 2018 take the standard deduction, but if you would itemize, buying looks somewhat better than shown. Excludes income tax on investment gains, rent-control scenarios, and major repairs beyond the maintenance rate. Home appreciation, investment return, and how long you stay are guesses, not forecasts — the answer is only ever as good as those three inputs.
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